Zombie Survival Plan, Do you have one? |
Zombie Survival Plan, Do you have one? |
Captain Desparado |
Jan 30 2007, 02:02 AM
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MODERATOR Rank: Captain Group: Members Posts: 315 Joined: 4-August 06 Member No.: 50 |
You had better...
Ok, now. BOOM! Where ever you are right this second, a crazed zombie, hungering for your flesh with no concern for its price crashes through your window. You stare in horror at its dull, indifferent, dead eyes, sunken in their sockets in a moment of terrifying calm. Now tell me how it ends... What to do kill it with that is within arm's reach? Where to you go afterwards, what do you take with you? Where will you find food? Who will you ally with and what are your goals? How do you intend to stay on the front of the impending zombie invasion, whats your plan? -------------------- Position : Captain | LEGIONNAIRES
Callsign : Libra - 1 Current BattleMech : Sunder Leviathan Loadout : 4 ER Large Lasers, 1 Clan LBX AC20, 3 ER Medium Lasers, 1 Clan LRM20, LAMS |
John Maxwell |
Jan 30 2007, 03:54 AM
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LEGIONNAIRES Rank: MechWarrior Group: LEGIONNAIRES Posts: 45 Joined: 11-May 06 Member No.: 44 |
Oh, that's easy. After imploding the zombie's hideous face with a well-placed round from my microgauss rifle, I'd spend a brief moment marvelling at the fact that the creature was actually able to crash through my Mad Cat's ferroglass cockpit canopy and survive. Then, I'd throttle up, and stomp my way to the local Sam's Club, where I'd load up on a couple of cases of economy-sized food products. Then, I'd head for the closest civil militia outpost and join Jethro Bodine and Larry the Cable Guy in sending them thar zombies to skoo'.
-------------------- Position : MechWarrior | LEGIONNAIRES
Callsign: Fox-1 Current BattleMech: Urbanmech Current Loadout: TBD |
Captain Garrett Garland |
Jan 30 2007, 04:28 AM
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Captain | LEGIONNAIRES Rank: Captain Group: LEGIONNAIRES Posts: 453 Joined: 16-December 05 From: Seattle, WA Member No.: 3 |
Hmmm... what to kill it within arm's reach... I have a pound or two crystal paperweight, a 3 inch folding blade, or a naughty little 1 inch fixed blade... very good for fighting. So many choices... Maybe ignite it with a can of butane beneath my desk?
-------------------- Position : Captain | LEGIONNAIRES
Callsign : Fox Current BattleMech : Shadow Hawk [55 tons] [97.2 km/h max] [120 meter jump range] Loadout : [1x Rotary AC5] [1x LRM-20] [1x Medium Pulse Laser] [2x Streak SRM-2] [AMS] [CASE] [ECM] [JumpJets] |
Captain Desparado |
Jan 30 2007, 10:31 PM
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MODERATOR Rank: Captain Group: Members Posts: 315 Joined: 4-August 06 Member No.: 50 |
I'd have to break the chair I'm seated in over it, hopefully knocking it down before using a peice to destroy the brain through the bottom of the skull. I'd have to take my car keys and escape through the window to my car. I'd have to group with some freinds and get their cars to haul anything salvagable form gas stains and load up on filled gas cans, water, ect... We'd have to avoid majorly popular locations like Walmart and the local mall so gas stations and any place that we can get-in-get-out that hasn't been looted yet are perfect for supplies like potable water and such.
From there, I guess just get the hell out of the city. Stay in rural areas until the military sweeps through and eliminates the zombie nemesis. My biggest concern however would be the lack of effective arms. At most, the only thing I could get ahold of with stopping power would be a table leg or something. I've got small pocket knives but thats too close to get for me, plus I'd have to ruin the blade to penetrate the skull to destroy the brain, rendering it a single-use weapon. If I was lucky I could find a small fire arm at a convience store or off a dead looter but ammo would be very limited at best. I'd probably be defending myself with tree branches and possibly a length of pipe scavenged from the trip out of the city. Not a very comforting line of defense there... -------------------- Position : Captain | LEGIONNAIRES
Callsign : Libra - 1 Current BattleMech : Sunder Leviathan Loadout : 4 ER Large Lasers, 1 Clan LBX AC20, 3 ER Medium Lasers, 1 Clan LRM20, LAMS |
MechWarrior Alex Thorn |
Feb 1 2007, 11:07 AM
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LEGIONNAIRES Rank: MechWarrior Group: LEGIONNAIRES Posts: 175 Joined: 16-December 05 Member No.: 10 |
I would probably, to my dismay, use my guitar to kill the zombie. Then I would have to go and group with a few of my friends to horde food and such. One of my friends would be excellent to go to seeing as how he has a full arsenal of weapons. These include a Desert Eagle .357, a M1 Carbine, a 9mm, and several other such weapons. We would probably hole up in some house, possibly my girlfriends. There here father has some weapons and her grandfather, who lives down the street has several weapons.
That would be my zombie plan. Although I dont if relying that heavily on firearms would be the best. -------------------- Position : Mechwarrior
Callsign : Current BattleMech : Marauder IIC (Wolf's Teeth) [Assault] Loadout: 3x ER PPC, 2x Medium Pulse Laser, 4x ER Small Laser |
Wedge Lourde |
Feb 4 2007, 11:21 PM
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LEGIONNAIRES Rank: Corporal Group: LEGIONNAIRES Posts: 172 Joined: 21-December 05 From: Kentares IV Member No.: 16 |
I would drum on it. At drum camp, a guy got in my way as I was doing a full stroke on the drum, and I fractured his arm.
-------------------- Position : MechWarrior | LEGIONNAIRES
Callsign : Sabre Lead Current BattleMech : Masakari Loadout : ERPPC x4, LRM 10 x1 |
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